My favorite place.
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
my actual life
i want to know where people find boyfriends in real life? and i’m not talking high schoolers. like, where do they come from? i see so many girls that literally always have boyfriends and i want to know where they come from. like one day she has a boyfriend, then they break up, then literally within a month she has a new one. Like, what are you doing? shitting them out of your ass? WHERE DO YOU FIND THEM!?
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
these drinks look hella good
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
This gif is such a good quality it makes me uncomforatable
i atually hate when u introduce two friends together and they became better friends with each other than you are with either of them